DESTINY. Something which laughs at those who never say die.

DESCRIBE. To give an account of. For instance, one woman giving a
description of another woman's wearing apparel--oh, fudge!

DOGS OF WAR. Animals that live on bones of contention.

DRUNKARDS. The monuments which whiskey erects all along the road to
ruin.

DUST. The material from which man is made and that is the reason why
woman sweeps all before her.




[Illustration: "E--And when she marries her fourth husband its a great
deal."]

Everybody knows that money talks, but nobody notices what kind of
grammar it uses.

Evil be to him who evil drinketh.

Every woman loves an ideal man until she marries him--then it's a new
deal.

Every time you stop and stare at Success it gets up and leaves the room.

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