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G: The seventh letter of the alphabet. Used by the ancients as an
expression of surprise, thus: Hully Gee!
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GAB. The product of a ball-bearing chin.

GAG. A joke rendered insensible by a third-rail comedian.

GAS. A substance we make light of until the bill comes in. _"You may
hide your light under a bushel, but you'll get a bill from the gas
company just the same_." (Shakespeare, page 9.)

GAS BILL. Something that comes in to put us out.

GAS METER. A bit of machinery invented by Ananias in order to please
Saphira and keep the household supplied with lies while the old man was
down in the grocery store.

GET-RICH-QUICK. An aquarium for suckers. A place where poor people go to
get poorer.

GEE-GEE. A horse by any other name will run as fast.

GENIAL. A guy that never was known to buy.