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The Silly Syclopedia by Noah [pseud.] Lott
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GENIUS. Something we have in _our_ family--if you don't believe me,
come and hear our little boy recite.

[Illustration]

GENT. Two-thirds of a gentleman.

GENTLEMAN. A title which many a man claims because the public hasn't
time to prove him otherwise.

GERM. See _microbes_. In order to see microbes you'll have to get a
magnifying glass.

GOSH. A Yankee synonym for dad bust it! See _dag my buttons!_ See
any Reub.

GOSSIP. Something which a woman hears with one ear and tells with both.
A woman who can put two and two together and make five.

GOOD TIME. About $9 worth of headache next morning and eighteen cents in
small change left in the pocket.

GOURMAND. A man who delights to make his stomach feel like a department
store.

GRAND OPERA. A disease which breaks out in society every winter and can
be cured only by inward applications of a seat in a box and outward
applications of diamonds on the chest.

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