The Silly Syclopedia by Noah [pseud.] Lott
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GENIUS. Something we have in _our_ family--if you don't believe me, come and hear our little boy recite. [Illustration] GENT. Two-thirds of a gentleman. GENTLEMAN. A title which many a man claims because the public hasn't time to prove him otherwise. GERM. See _microbes_. In order to see microbes you'll have to get a magnifying glass. GOSH. A Yankee synonym for dad bust it! See _dag my buttons!_ See any Reub. GOSSIP. Something which a woman hears with one ear and tells with both. A woman who can put two and two together and make five. GOOD TIME. About $9 worth of headache next morning and eighteen cents in small change left in the pocket. GOURMAND. A man who delights to make his stomach feel like a department store. GRAND OPERA. A disease which breaks out in society every winter and can be cured only by inward applications of a seat in a box and outward applications of diamonds on the chest. |
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