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H: The eighth letter of the alphabet, which is all broken up because
Englishmen have dropped it so often. (Get ap!)
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HA! An exclamation of surprise used in connection with other dark blue
words when you step on a tack.

HA, HA! Something the world tries to give you on the slightest
provocation.

[Illustration]

HAIR. The fur that pays a temporary visit to a man's head for the
purpose of falling out later on.

HARD JOB. Trying to live without working.

HARD WORK. The sugar of life, but it is surprising how many people
prefer lemons.

HEALTH. The ability to eat meat for breakfast without having to rush to
the drugstore.

HEAT. A scheme invented by Nature for the purpose of sending human
beings to the seashore, the mountains and the hospital. It is from the