telephone for the undertaker.

OSLERITIS. An attack of hysteria which broke out at a banquet and became
epidemic in the newspapers.

OSLEROOZA. A man who believes in _Oslerism_. He is generally a
young man in love with a girl whose Papa is over forty and who wears No.
11 shoes of a high voltage.

OSLERETTA. A young woman who believes in _Oslerism_. She is the
same girl whose Papa has just been mentioned.




[Illustration: "P--Philosophy makes good reading for the man who has
his rent paid."]

Perseverance is the root of all money.

Perhaps you have met the man who is so wrapped up in himself that he
thinks he is a warm baby.

Pleasure travels with a brass band, but Trouble sneaks in on rubber
shoes.

Philosophers do not believe half the things they tell themselves.

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