The Silly Syclopedia by Noah [pseud.] Lott
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The reader will notice a peculiarity about this gentleman's name. It
starts off with "M" and then there is eight bars rest until it comes to Santos. This is a French custom. Every man in France begins his first name with "M" and then refuses to tell the rest of it. It seems such a stingy habit. Let us quote more from M. Dumont's own story: "My first desire to get off the earth happened while I was extremely young. "One day while out in the Brazilian diamond fields picking the luscious white stones from the trees it suddenly occurred to me what a frivolous life I was leading. "Diamonds, diamonds everywhere and not a place to pawn. "I became restless. "My father owned the diamond plantation so I went to him and explained what a tired feeling I had, and how I longed to rise in the world. "Father at once turned about fifteen volts into his right shoe and I rose for a distance of four feet. "I returned almost immediately, but this short flying trip made a deep impression upon my mind, and otherwise. "Ten years later I left home just to convince my father that I could rise in the world without his kindly collaboration. |
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