Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, November 12, 1892 by Various
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Everyone paid the deepest attention. One Don actually used an
ear-trumpet. Well, and what do you intend doing next?--Oh, lots of things. You see my Parliamentary work is next to nothing--not a moment more than ten hours a-day. So I must do something with my spare time. Certainly, I have no objection. But I should like to hear your programme.--I have only got it into form for a week or so. Before the end of the year I shall have it ship-shape. But say for November. Shall we say November? Certainly. What do you propose doing in November?--Well, I think I shall retranslate the works of HOMER, and write an exhaustive article in the _Encylopædia Britannica_ (new edition) on the "Life of WELLINGTON." And that is all? Well, and a fair amount, too!--All! What nonsense! Why, that will take me less than no time. Then I think I shall ascend Mont Blanc, so as to be able to see how the summit looks in winter. Then I shall translate the _Waverley Novels_ into Swedish. Well, you might be worse employed, but you must not overdo it.--Overdo it! Certainly not! Why, I am strong as a horse. And that reminds me, I think I shall attempt a long-distance ride on my own account. I feel sure that I can do better than those German and Austrian fellows. Where do you propose to ride?--From John o' Groat's to the Land's End, I fancy, will be the course. I ought to do it in three days. |
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