LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

"Biltmore Oswald" _Frontispiece_

"'Do you enlist for foreign service?' he snapped. 'Sure,' I
replied, 'it will all be foreign to me'" 2

"The departure was moist" 3

"Hospital apprentice treated me to a shot of Pelham 'hop'" 4

"I feel like a masquerade" 5

"This, I thought, was adding insult to injury" 6

"Mother kept screaming through the wire about my underwear" 7

"A bill from a restaurant for $18.00 worth of past luncheons" 8

"He missed the dirty whites, but I will never be the same" 9

"Fire drill" 10

"This is designed to give us physical poise" 11

"Liberty Party" 14

"Of course I played the game no more" 20