"She was greatly delighted with the Y.M.C.A." 21

"I wasn't so very wrong--just the slight difference between port
and present arms" 24

"The first thing he did was to mix poor dear grandfather a drink"
25

"I was tempted to shoot the cartridge out just to make it lighter"
28

"One fourth of the entire Pelham field artillery passed over my
body" 29

"The procedure, of course, did not go unnoticed" 32

"This war is going to put a lot of Chinamen out of business" 44

"I stood side-ways, thus decreasing the possible area of danger" 45

"I'm a God-fearing sailor man who is doing the best he can to keep
clean" 48

"I took him around and introduced him to the rest of the dogs and
several of the better sort of goats" 49

"I resumed my slumber, but not with much comfort" 52

"I lost completely something in the neighborhood of 10,000 men" 53