The Motor Maid by Charles Norris Williamson;Alice Muriel Williamson
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which seemed to crawl all the way down inside each separate hair,
wriggling as it went. I suppose you couldn't have nervous prostration of the hair? I worried dreadfully, it kept on so long; and my hair is so fair it would be almost a temptation for it, in an emergency, to take the one short step from gold to silver. I didn't dare switch on the light in the _wagon-lit_ and peep at my pocket-book mirror (which reflects one's features in sections of a square inch, giving the survey of one's whole face quite a panorama effect) for fear I might wake up the Bull Dog. I've spelt him with capitals, after mature deliberation, because it would be nothing less than _lèse majesté_ to fob him off with little letters about the size of his two lower eye-tusks, or chin-molars, or whatever one ought to call them. He was on the floor, you see, keeping guard over his mistress's shoes; and he might have been misguided enough to think I had designs on them--though what I could have used them for, unless I'd been going to Venice and wanting a private team of gondolas, I can't imagine. I being in the upper berth, you might (if you hadn't seen him) have fancied me safe; but already he had once padded half-way up the step-ladder, and sniffed at me speculatively, as if I were a piece of meat on the top shelf of a larder; and if half-way up, why not all the way up? _Il était capable du tout._ I tried to distract my mind and focus it hard on other things, as Christian Scientists tell you to do when you have a pin sticking into your body for which _les convenances_ forbid you to make an exhaustive search. |
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