The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) by Various
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page 213 of 259 (82%)
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But the Lion's paw
Reached the Tiger's jaw, And he was good and out. The salt-sea smell Of Mackerel, Upon the air arose; Each hungry guest Great joy expressed, And "sniff!" went every nose. With glutton look The Lion took The spiced and sav'ry dish. Without a pause He worked his jaws, And gobbled all the fish. Then ate the roast, The quail on toast, The pork, both fat and lean; The jam and lamb, The potted ham, And drank the kerosene. He raised his voice: "Come, all rejoice, You've seen your monarch dine." "Never again," Clucked the Hen, And all sang _Old Lang Syne_. |
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