The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) by Various
page 97 of 259 (37%)
page 97 of 259 (37%)
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EXPECTATION Always be ready for that which you do not expect. Nothing that you expect ever happens. You have perhaps observed that when you are waiting for a visitor at the front door, he comes in at the back, and surprises you. WOMAN'S WORK A woman's work is never done, as the almanacs state, for the reason that she does not go about it in time to finish it. THE GREATEST OF THESE IS CHARITY If you can not resist the low impulse to talk about people, say only what you actually know, instead of what you have heard. And, while you are about it, stop and consider whether you are not in need of charity yourself. NEIGHBORS Every man overestimates his neighbors, because he does not know them so well as he knows himself. A sensible man despises himself because he knows what a contemptible creature he is. I despise Lytle Biggs, but I happen to know that his neighbors are just as bad. |
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