Voltaire's Philosophical Dictionary by Voltaire
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page 128 of 338 (37%)
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"Your son-in-law, I think," answered Pic. "Eh! how can you believe such folly?" "I believe it through faith." "But do you not know quite well that a man who is impotent does not make children?" "Faith consists," returned Pic, "in believing things because they are impossible; and, further, the honour of your house demands that Lucretia's son shall not pass as the fruit of an incest. You make me believe more incomprehensible mysteries. Have I not to be convinced that a serpent spoke, that since then all men have been damned, that Balaam's she-ass also spoke very eloquently, and that the walls of Jericho fell at the sound of trumpets?" Pic forthwith ran through a litany of all the admirable things he believed. Alexander fell on his sofa by dint of laughing. "I believe all that like you," he said, "for I know well that only by faith can I be saved, and that I shall not be saved by my works." "Ah! Holy Father," said Pic, "you have need of neither works nor faith; that is good for poor profane people like us; but you who are vice-god can believe and do all you want to. You have the keys of heaven; and without a doubt St. Peter will not close the door in your face. But for myself, I avow I should need potent protection if, being only a poor prince, I had slept with my daughter, and if I had used the stiletto and |
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