The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Various
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a nice boy!"
Morris's eyes were hardly more appealing than Teacher's as the two culprits, for so they felt themselves, turned to their judge. "Morris is a strange boy," Miss Bailey explained. "He can't be managed by ordinary methods--" "And extraordinary methods don't seem to work to-day," Mr. O'Shea interjected. "And I think," Teacher continued, "that it might be better not to press the point." "Oh, if you have no control over him--" Mr. O'Shea was beginning pleasantly, when the Principal suggested: "You'd better let us hear what he has to say, Miss Bailey; make him understand that you are master here." And Teacher, with a heart-sick laugh at the irony of this advice in the presence of the Associate Superintendent, turned to obey. But Morris would utter no words but these, dozens of times repeated: "I have a fraid." Miss Bailey coaxed, bribed, threatened and cajoled; shook him surreptitiously, petted him openly. The result was always the same: "It's polite I tells you something out, on'y I had a fraid." "But, Morris, dear, of what?" cried Teacher. "Are you afraid of me? Stop crying now and answer. Are you afraid of Miss Bailey?" |
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