The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Various
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page 113 of 202 (55%)
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"N-o-o-oh m-a-a-an."
"Are you afraid of the Principal?" "N-o-o-oh m-a-a-an." "Are you afraid,"--with a slight pause, during which a native hue of honesty was foully done to death--"of the kind gentleman we are all so glad to see?" "N-o-o-oh m-a-a-an." "Well, then what is the matter with you? Are you sick? Don't you think you would like to go home to your mother?" "No-o-o-oh m-a-a-an; I ain't sick. I tells you 'scuse." The repeated imitation of a sorrowful goat was too much for the Honorable Tim. "Bring that boy to me," he commanded. "I'll show you how to manage refractory and rebellious children." With much difficulty and many assurances that the gentleman was not going to hurt him, Miss Bailey succeeded in untwining Morris's legs from the supports of the desk and in half carrying, half leading him up to the chair of state. An ominous silence had settled over the room. Eva Gonorowsky was weeping softly, and the redoubtable Isidore Applebaum was stiffened in a frozen calm. |
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