A-playing Kit at tennis,
Or playing Will at fives?

The racquet ne'er so deftly
Is turned, whoever strives,
The ball flies ne'er so swiftly
As thought and tongue where Ben is
A-playing Kit at tennis,
Or playing Will at fives.




THE TWO AUTOMOBILISTS

BY CAROLYN WELLS


Once on a Time there were Two Young Men, each of whom Bought an
Automobile.

One Young Man, being of a Bold and Audacious nature, said:

"I will make my Machine go so Fast that I will break all Previous
Records."

Accordingly, he did So, and he Flew through the Small Town like a Red
Dragon Pursuing his Prey.

Unheeding all Obstacles in his Mad Career, his Automobile ran into a