The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Various
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page 190 of 202 (94%)
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Wall of Rock, and was dashed to Pieces. Also, the young Man was killed.
The Other Young Man, being of a Timorous and Careful Disposition, started off with great Caution and Rode at a Slow Pace, pausing now and then, Lest he might Run into Something. The Result was, that Two Automobiles and an Ice Wagon ran into him from behind, spoiling his Car and Killing the Cautious Young Man. MORALS: This Fable teaches Us, The More Haste The Less Speed, and Delays Are Dangerous. THE NEW VERSION BY W.J. LAMPTON A soldier of the Russians Lay japanned at Tschrtzvkjskivitch, There was lack of woman's nursing And other comforts which Might add to his last moments And smooth the final way;-- But a comrade stood beside him |
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