The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Various
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Another nod from Buddie.
"Here's my setting of that," said the Donkey; and after a few introductory chords, he sang: "'Oh, why do you cry, my pretty little maid, With a Boo-hoo-hoo and a Heigho?' 'I've spilled my milk, kind sir,' she said, And the Cat said, 'Me-oh! my-oh!' 'No use to cry, my pretty little maid, With a Boo-hoo-hoo and a Heigho.' 'But what shall I do, kind sir?' she said, And the Cat said, 'Me-oh! my-oh!' 'Why, dry your eyes, my pretty little maid, With a Boo-hoo-hoo and a Heigho.' 'Oh, thank you, thank you, sir,' she said, And the Cat said, 'Me-oh! my-oh!'" "How do you like my voice?" asked the Donkey, in a tone that said very plainly: "If you don't like it you're no judge of singing." Buddie did not at once reply. A professional critic would have said, and enjoyed saying, that the voice was of the hit-or-miss variety; that it was pitched too high (all donkeys make that mistake); that it was harsh, rasping and unsympathetic, and that altogether the performance was "not convincing." Now, Little One, although Buddie was not a professional critic, and |
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