The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Various
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throat and make you cough, and you have to spray the vocal cords twice a
day, which is considerable trouble, especially when traveling, as _I_ always am." "I should think it _would_ be," said Buddie. "Won't you sing something else?" "I'm a little hoarse," apologized the singer. "That's what you want to be, isn't it?" said Buddie, misunderstanding him. "Hee-haw!" laughed the Donkey. "Is that a joke? I mean my _throat_ is hoarse." "And the rest of you is donkey!" cried Buddie, who could see a point as quickly as any one of her age. "There's something to that," said the other, thoughtfully. "Now, if the _hoarseness_ should spread--" "And you became _horse_ all over--" "Why, then--" "Why, then--" "Think of another old saw," said the Donkey, picking up his lute. "No; I don't believe I can remember any more old saws," said Buddie, |
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