You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw
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CRAMPTON. I found that most things that were good for me were nasty. But I was taught to put up with them, and made to put up with them. I'm used to it now: in fact, I like the taste when the soap is really good. VALENTINE (making a wry face in spite of himself). You seem to have been very carefully educated, Mr. Crampton. CRAMPTON (grimly). I wasn't spoiled, at all events. VALENTINE (smiling a little to himself). Are you quite sure? CRAMPTON. What d'y' mean? VALENTINE. Well, your teeth are good, I admit. But I've seen just as good in very self-indulgent mouths. (He goes to the ledge of cabinet and changes the probe for another one.) CRAMPTON. It's not the effect on the teeth: it's the effect on the character. VALENTINE (placably). Oh, the character, I see. (He recommences operations.) A little wider, please. Hm! That one will have to come out: it's past saving. (He withdraws the probe and again comes to the side of the chair to converse.) Don't be alarmed: you shan't feel anything. I'll give you gas. CRAMPTON. Rubbish, man: I want none of your gas. Out with it. People were taught to bear necessary pain in my day. |
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