Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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THE ELDER MISS WETHERELL. Dear! VERNON. Then this is Aunt Alice. THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL. No dear, Edith. [Vernon throws up his hands in despair. They all laugh.] FANNY. I think I shall dress you differently; put you in blue and you in pink. [She laughs.] Is this the drawing-room? VERNON. Your room, dear. FANNY. I like a room where one can stretch one's legs. [She walks across it.] A little too much desk [referring to a massive brass- bound desk, facing the three windows]. THE ELDER MISS WETHERELL. It belonged to the elder Pitt. FANNY. Um! Suppose we must find a corner for it somewhere. That's a good picture. THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL. It is by Hoppner. FANNY. One of your artist friends? VERNON. Well--you see, dear, that's a portrait of my great- grandmother, painted from life. |
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