Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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page 19 of 111 (17%)
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FANNY [she whistles]. I am awfully ignorant on some topics. One good thing, I always was a quick study. Not a bad-looking woman. THE ELDER MISS WETHERELL. We are very proud of her. She was the first - VERNON [hastily]. We will have her history some other time. THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL [who understands, signs to her sister]. Of course. She's tired. We are forgetting everything. You will have some tea, won't you, dear? FANNY. No, thanks. We had tea in the train. [With the more or less helpful assistance of Vernon she divests herself of her outdoor garments.] THE ELDER MISS WETHERELL [she holds up her hands in astonishment]. Tea in the train! THE YOUNGER MISS WETHERELL. We were not expecting you so soon. You said in your telegram - VERNON. Oh, it was raining in London. We thought we would come straight on--leave our shopping for another day. FANNY. I believe you were glad it was raining. Saved you such a lot of money. Old Stingy! THE ELDER MISS WETHERELL. Then did you walk from the station, dear? |
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