Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
page 48 of 111 (43%)
page 48 of 111 (43%)
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FANNY. Yes. Wants hanging out in the sun. How did you manage to get here so early? [She sits.] NEWTE. Well, your telegram rather upset me. I thought--correct etiquette for me to sit down here, do you think? FANNY. Don't ask me. Got enough new tricks of my own to learn. [Laughs.] Should chance it, if I were you. NEWTE. Such a long time since I was at Court. [He sits.] Yes, I was up at five o'clock this morning. FANNY [laughs]. Oh, you poor fellow! NEWTE. Caught the first train to Melton, and came on by cart. What's the trouble? FANNY. A good deal. Why didn't you tell me what I was marrying? NEWTE. I did. I told you that he was a gentleman; that he - FANNY. Why didn't you tell me that he was Lord Bantock? You knew, didn't you? NEWTE [begins to see worries ahead]. Can't object to my putting a cigar in my mouth if I don't light it--can he? FANNY. Oh, light it--anything you like that will help you to get along. |
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