Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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had surreptitiously summoned to visit you during your husband's
absence. FANNY. While I think of it, did he have anything to eat before he went? I told Ernest to--ask you to see that he had a glass of champagne and a - BENNET [waves her back into silence]. Mr. Newte was given refreshment suitable to his station. [She goes to interrupt. Again he waves her back.] We are speaking of more important matters. Your cousin reminded you that you would have to pass the lodge, occupied by your Aunt Amelia. I state the case correctly? FANNY. Beautifully! BENNET. I said nothing at the time, doubting the evidence of my own ears. The boy, however--where is the boy?--[Ernest is pushed forward]--has admitted--reluctantly--that he also heard it. [A pause. The solemnity deepens.] You made use of an expression - FANNY. Oh, cut it short. I said "damn." [A shudder passes.] I'm sorry to have frightened you, but if you knew a little more of really good society, you would know that ladies--quite slap-up ladies--when they're excited, do--. MRS. BENNET [interrupting with almost a scream]. She defends it! BENNET. You will allow ME to be the judge of what a LADY says, even when she is excited. As for this man, Newte - |
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