Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
page 63 of 111 (56%)
page 63 of 111 (56%)
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FANNY. The best friend you ever had. [She is "up" again.] You
thank your stars, all of you, and tell the others, too, the whole blessed twenty-three of you--you thank your stars that I did "surreptitiously" beg and pray him to run down by the first train and have a talk with me; and that Providence was kind enough to YOU to enable him to come. It's a very different tune you'd have been singing at this moment--all of you--if he hadn't. I can tell you that. MRS. BENNET. And pray, what tune SHOULD we have been singing if Providence hadn't been so thoughtful of us? FANNY [she is about to answer, then checks herself, and sits again]. You take care you don't find out. There's time yet. MRS. BENNET. We had better leave her. BENNET. Threats, my good girl, will not help you. MRS. BENNET [with a laugh]. She's in too tight a corner for that. BENNET. A contrite heart is what your aunt and I desire to see. [He takes from his pocket a small book, places it open on the desk.] I have marked one or two passages, on pages 93-7. We will discuss them together--later in the day. They troop out in silence, the key turns in the lock. FANNY [takes up the book--turns to the cover, reads]. "The Sinner's Manual." [She turns to page 93.] |
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