The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 2: War by Artemus Ward
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he'll be Dam if he goes to the war. He was settin' on a
barrel, and was indeed a Loathsum objeck. Last Sunday I heard Parson Batkins preach, and the good old man preached well, too, tho' his prayer was ruther lengthy. The Editor of the "Bugle," who was with me, sed that prayer would make fifteen squares, solid nonparil. I don't think of nothin' more to write about. So, "B'leeve me if all those endearing young charms," &c., &c. A. Ward. 2.9. TOUCHING LETTER FROM A GORY MEMBER OF THE HOME GUARD. Broadway, Dec. 10, '61. Dear Father and Mother,--We are all getting along very well. We mess at Delmonico's. Do not repine for your son. Some must suffer for the glorious Stars and Stripes, and dear parents, why shouldn't I? Tell Mrs. Skuller that we do not need the blankets she so kindly sent to us, as we bunk at the St. Nicholas and Metropolitan. What our brave lads stand most in need of now is Fruit Cake and Waffles. Do not weep for me. Henry Adolphus. 2.10. IN CANADA. |
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