The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 3: Stories and Romances by Artemus Ward
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Perhaps you were never there. I do not censure you if you never were. One can get on very well without going to Waterbury. Indeed, there are millions of meritorious persons who were never there, and yet they are happy. In this peaceful hamlet lived a young man named Pettingill. Reuben Pettingill. He was an agriculturist. A broad-shouldered, deep-chested agriculturist. He was contented to live in this peaceful hamlet. He said it was better than a noisy Othello. Thus do these simple children of nature joke in a first class manner. II.--MYSELF. I write this romance in the French style. Yes: something that way. |
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