The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 3: Stories and Romances by Artemus Ward
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The French style consists of making just as many paragraphs as possible. Thus one may fill up a column in a very short time. I am paid by the column, and the quicker I can fill up a column-- but this is a matter to which we will not refer. We will let this matter pass. III.--PETTINGILL. Reuben Pettingill was extremely industrious. He worked hard all the year round on his father's little farm. Right he was! Industry is a very fine thing. It is one of the finest things of which we have any knowledge. Yet do not frown, "do not weep for me," when I state that I don't like it. It doesn't agree with me. I prefer indolence. |
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