The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 4: To California and Return by Artemus Ward
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but I find the people jolly and hospitable nevertheless.
At Nevada I am called upon, shortly after my arrival, by an athletic scarlet-faced man, who politely says his name is Blaze. "I have a little bill against you, sir," he observes. "A bill--what for?" "For drinks." "Drinks?" "Yes, sir--at my bar, I keep the well known and highly respected coffee-house down the street." "But, my dear sir, there is a mistake--I never drank at your bar in my life." "I know it, sir. That isn't the point. The point is this: I pay out money for good liquors, and it is people's own fault if they don't drink them. There are the liquors--do as you please about drinking them, BUT YOU MUST PAY FOR THEM! Isn't that fair?" His enormous body (which Puck wouldn't put a girdle around for forty dollars) shook gleefully while I read this eminently original bill. Years ago Mr. Blaze was an agent of the California Stage Company. There was a formidable and well-organized opposition to the |
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