The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 4: To California and Return by Artemus Ward
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California Stage Company at that time, and Mr. Blaze rendered them
such signal service in his capacity of agent that they were very sorry when he tendered his resignation. "You are some sixteen hundred dollars behind in your accounts, Mr. Blaze," said the President, "but in view of your faithful and efficient services we shall throw off eight hundred dollars off that amount." Mr. Blaze seemed touched by this generosity. A tear stood in his eye and his bosom throbbed audibly. "You WILL throw off eight hundred dollars--you WILL?" he at last cried, seizing the President's hand and pressing it passionately to his lips. "I will," returned the President. "Well, sir," said Mr. Blaze, "I'm a gentleman, I AM, you bet! And I won't allow no Stage Company to surpass me in politeness. I'LL THROW OFF THE OTHER EIGHT HUNDRED, AND WE'LL CALL IT SQUARE! No gratitude, sir--no thanks; it is my duty." . . . . I get back to San Francisco in a few weeks, and am to start home Overland from here. The distance from Sacramento to Atchison, Kansas, by the Overland stage route, is 2200 miles, but you can happily accomplish a part |
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