pass a "yaller dog" at the Box Office--but my agent repulsed
him. One offered me a doll for admission--another infants'
clothing.--I refused to take that.--As a general rule I do
refuse.

In the middle of the parquet--in a rocking chair--with his
hat on--sits Brigham Young. When the play drags--he either
goes out or falls into a tranquil sleep.

A portion of the dress-circle is set apart for the wives of
Brigham Young. From ten to twenty of them are usually
present. His children fill the entire gallery--and more
too.

(Picture of) East Side of Main Street, Salt Lake City.

The East Side of Main Street--Salt Lake City--with a view of
the Council Building--The legislature of Utah meets there.
It is like all legislative bodies. They meet this winter to
repeal the laws which they met and made last winter--and
they will meet next winter to repeal the laws which they met
and made this winter.

I dislike to speak about it--but it was in Utah that I made
the great speech of my life. I wish you could have heard
it. I have a fine education. You may have noticed it. I
speak six different languages--London--Chatham--and Dover--
Margate--Brighton--and Hastings. My parents sold a cow--
and sent me to college when I was quite young. During the
vacation I used to teach a school of whales--and there's