The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 6: Artemus Ward's Panorama by Artemus Ward
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coach. This breaks the monotony--it came very near breaking
my back. (Picture of) The Mormon Theatre. This edifice is the exclusive property of Brigham Young. It will comfortably hold 3,000 persons--and I beg you will believe me when I inform you that its interior is quite as brilliant as that of any theatre in London. (Herein Artemus slightly exaggerated. The coloring of the theatre was white and gold, but it was inefficiently lighted with oil lamps. When Brigham Young himself showed us round the theatre, he pointed out, as an instance of his own ingenuity, that the central chandelier was formed out of the wheel of one of his old coaches. The house is now, I believe, lighted with gas. Altogether it is a very wondrous edifice, considering where it is built and who were the builders.) The actors are all Mormon amateurs, who charge nothing for their services. You must know that very little money is taken at the doors of this theatre. The Mormons mostly pay in grain--and all sorts of articles. The night I gave my little lecture there--among my receipts were corn--flour--pork--cheese--chickens--on foot and in the shell. One family went in on a live pig--and a man attempted to |
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