Brigham Young's children are educated.

Brigham Young has two hundred wives. Just think of that!
Oblige me by thinking of that. That is--he has eighty
actual wives, and he is spiritually married to one hundred
and twenty more. These spiritual marriages--as the Mormons
call them--are contracted with aged widows--who think it a
great honor to be sealed--the Mormons call it being sealed--
to the Prophet.

So we may say he has two hundred wives. He loves not
wisely--but two hundred well. He is dreadfully married.
He's the most married man I ever saw in my life.

I saw his mother-in-law while I was there. I can't exactly
tell you how many there is of her--but it's a good deal. It
strikes me that one mother-in-law is about enough to have in
a family--unless you're very fond of excitement.

A few days before my arrival in Utah--Brigham was married
again--to a young and really pretty girl--but he says he
shall stop now. He told me confidentially that he shouldn't
get married any more. He says that all he wants now is to
live in peace for the remainder of his days--and have his
dying pillow soothed by the loving hands of his family.
Well--that's all right--that's all right--I suppose--but if
ALL his family soothe his dying pillow--he'll have to go
out-doors to die.

By the way--Shakespeare indorses polygamy.--He speaks of the