The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 6: Artemus Ward's Panorama by Artemus Ward
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out and filled in with transparent colored paper, so that,
when lighted from behind, it had the effect of one of the little plaster churches, with a piece of lighted candle inside, which the Italian image-boys display at times for sale in the streets. Nothing in the course of the evening pleased Artemus more than to notice the satisfaction with which this meretricious piece of absurdity was received by the audience.) Should the Mormons continue unmolested--I think they will complete this rather remarkable edifice. (Picture of the) Great Salt Lake. Great Salt Lake.--The great salt dead sea of the desert. I know of no greater curiosity than this inland sea of thick brine. It is eighty miles wide--and one hundred and thirty miles long. Solid masses of salt are daily washed ashore in immense heaps--and the Mormon in want of salt has only to go to the shore of this lake and fill his cart. Only--the salt for table use has to be subjected to a boiling process. These are facts--susceptible of the clearest possible proof. They tell one story about this lake--however--that I have my doubts about. They say a Mormon farmer drove forty head of cattle in there once--and they came out firstrate pickled beef.-- * * * * * |
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