The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 6: Artemus Ward's Panorama by Artemus Ward
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* * * * * * * * * * I sincerely hope you will excuse my absence--I am a man short--and have to work the moon myself. (Here Artemus would leave the rostrum for a few moments, and pretend to be engaged behind. The picture was painted for a night-scene, and the effect intended to be produced was that of the moon rising over the lake and rippling on the waters. It was produced in the usual dioramic way, by making the track of the moon transparent and throwing the moon on from the bull's eye of the lantern. When Artemus went behind, the moon would become nervous and flickering, dancing up and down in the most inartistic and undecided manner. The result was that, coupled with the lecturer's oddly expressed apology, the "moon" became one of the best laughed-at parts of the entertainment.) I shall be most happy to pay a good salary to any respectable boy of good parentage and education who is a good moonist. (Picture of) The Endowment House. In this building the Mormon is initiated into the mysteries of the faith. Strange stories are told of the proceedings which are held |
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