in her family, but thanks to the heavens above, no idiots without
any control over their eyes, looking sternly at me as she spoke.

That was years ago. Besides, the wink was a pure accident. I trust
that my unblemished character--but I will not detain you further
with this sad affair.

* * * * *


There have been several editions of the Works of Artemus Ward.
The Following appeared in THE COMPLETE WORKS OF ARTEMUS WARD, A New
Impression; Chatto & Windus, London 1922

Additional short pieces by A. Ward.

7.16. BRIGHAM YOUNG'S WIVES.

7.17. A. WARD'S FIRST UMBRELLA.

7.18. AN AFFECTING POEM.

7.19. MORMON BILL OF FARE.

A comtemporary review

7.20. "THE BABES IN THE WOOD."

Spurious pieces