Augustus Does His Bit by George Bernard Shaw
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THE CLERK. No. I come because the waiter from the hotel brought
this paper. You left it on the coffeeroom breakfast-table this morning. THE LADY [intercepting it]. It is the list. Good heavens! THE CLERK [proffering the envelope]. He says he thinks this is the envelope belonging to it. THE LADY [snatching the envelope also]. Yes! Addressed to you, Lord Augustus! [Augustus comes back to the table to look at it.] Oh, how imprudent! Everybody would guess its importance with your name on it. Fortunately I have some letters of my own here [opening her wallet.] Why not hide it in one of my envelopes? then no one will dream that the enclosure is of any political value. [Taking out a letter, she crosses the room towards the window, whispering to Augustus as she passes him.] Get rid of that man. AUGUSTUS [haughtily approaching the clerk, who humorously makes a paralytic attempt to stand at attention]. Have you any further business here, pray? THE CLERK. Am I to give the waiter anything; or will you do it yourself? AUGUSTUS. Which waiter is it? The English one? THE CLERK. No: the one that calls hisself a Swiss. Shouldn't wonder if he'd made a copy of that paper. |
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