Augustus Does His Bit by George Bernard Shaw
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corresponding with: Mr Horatio Floyd Beamish?
THE CLERK [returning and bowing]. Here. Me. AUGUSTUS. You! Ridiculous. What right have you to call yourself by a pretentious name of that sort? THE CLERK. You may drop the Horatio Floyd. Beamish is good enough for me. AUGUSTUS. Is there nobody else to take my instructions? THE CLERK. It's me or nobody. And for two pins I'd chuck it. Don't you drive me too far. Old uns like me is up in the world now. AUGUSTUS. If we were not at war, I should discharge you on the spot for disrespectful behavior. But England is in danger; and I cannot think of my personal dignity at such a moment. [Shouting at him.] Don't you think of yours, either, worm that you are; or I'll have you arrested under the Defence of the Realm Act, double quick. THE CLERK. What do I care about the realm? They done me out of two and seven-- AUGUSTUS. Oh, damn your two and seven! Did you receive my letters? THE CLERK. Yes. |
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