Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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folded arms.
"Hayloft," said the chief of police, "I arrest you for murder, burglary, arson, and conspiracy. You put up a splendid fight, old man, and I am only sorry that it is our painful duty to arrest you." As Hayloft appeared below a great cheer went up from the crowd. True courage always appeals to the heart of the people. Hayloft was put in a motor and whirled rapidly to the police station. On the way the chief handed him a flask and a cigar. They chatted over the events of the evening. Hayloft realised that a new life had opened for him. He was no longer a despised outcast. He had entered the American criminal class. At the police station the chief showed Hezekiah to his room. "I hope you will like this room," he said a little anxiously. "It is the best that I can give you to-night. To-morrow I can give you a room with a bath, but at such short notice I am sure you will not mind putting up with this." He said good night and shut the door. In a moment he reappeared. |
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