Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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"About breakfast?" he said. "Would you rather have it in your room, or will you join us at our table d'hote? The force are most anxious to meet you." Next morning, before Hezekiah was up, the chief brought to his room a new outfit of clothes--a silk hat, frock-coat, shepherd's-plaid trousers and varnished boots with spats. "You won't mind accepting these things, Mr. Hayloft. Our force would like very much to enable you to make a suitable appearance in the court." Carefully dressed and shaved, Hezekiah descended. He was introduced to the leading officials of the force, and spent a pleasant hour of chat over a cigar, discussing the incidents of the night before. In the course of the morning a number of persons called to meet and congratulate Hezekiah. "I want to tell you, sir," said the editor of a great American daily, "that your work of last night will be known and commented on all over the States. Your shooting of the footman was a splendid piece of nerve, sir, and will do much in defence of the unwritten law." "Mr. Hayloft," said another caller, "I am sorry not to have met you sooner. Our friends here tell me that you have been in New York for some months. I regret, sir, that we did not know you. |
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