Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock
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Lang Syne."
After that the case dragged hopeless on from stage to stage. The charge of arson was met by a _nolle prosequi_. The accusation of theft was stopped by a _ne plus ultra_. The killing of the footman was pronounced justifiable insanity. The accusation of murder for the death of the philanthropist was withdrawn by common consent. Damages in error were awarded to Hayloft for the loss of his revolver and cartridges. The main body of the case was carried on a writ of _certiorari_ to the Federal Courts and appealed to the Supreme Court of the United States. It is there still. Meantime, Hezekiah, as managing director of the Burglars' Security Corporation, remains one of the rising generation of financiers in New York, with every prospect of election to the State Senate. _VI. -- Sorrows of a Super Soul: or, The Memoirs of Marie Mushenough_ _(Translated, by Machinery, out of the Original Russian.)_ DO you ever look at your face in the glass? |
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