The Hohenzollerns in America by Stephen Leacock
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"Well, Spugg," said one of the members "you're certainly setting us a fine example." "What else can a man do?" said Mr. Spugg. "When does your chauffeur leave?" asked another man. "Right away. I want him in the firing line just as quick as I can get him there." "It's a fine thing you're doing, Spugg," said a third member, "but do you realise that your chauffeur may be killed?" "I must take my chance on that," answered Mr. Spugg, firmly. "I've thought this thing out and made up my mind: If my chauffeur is killed, I mean to pay for him,--full and adequate compensation. The loss must fall on me, not on him. Or, say Henry comes back mutilated,--say he loses a leg,--say he loses two legs,--" Here Mr. Spugg looked about him at his listeners, with a look that meant that even three legs wouldn't be too much for him. "Whatever Henry loses I pay for. The loss shall fall on me, every cent of it." "Spugg," said a quiet looking, neatly dressed man whom |
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