Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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"WHY DON'T I HOLD MY TONGUE THEN? "To be sure; anything for an excuse with you. Anything to stop my mouth. Miss Prettyman's to follow you here, and I'm to say nothing. I know she HAS followed you; and if you were to go before a magistrate, and take a shilling oath to the contrary, I wouldn't believe you. No, Caudle; I wouldn't. "VERY WELL, THEN? "Ha! what a heart you must have, to say 'very well'; and after the wife I've been to you. I'm to be brought from my own home--dragged down here to the sea-side--to be laughed at before the world--don't tell me. Do you think I didn't see how she looked at you--how she puckered up her farthing mouth--and--what? "WHY DID I KISS HER, THEN? "What's that to do with it? Appearances are one thing, Mr. Caudle; and feelings are another. As if women can't kiss one another without meaning anything by it! And you--I could see you looked as cold and as formal at her as--well, Caudle! I wouldn't be the hypocrite you are for the world! "There, now; I've heard all that story. I daresay she did come down to join her brother. How very lucky, though, that you should be here! Ha! ha! how very lucky that--ugh! ugh! ugh! and with the cough I've got upon me--oh, you've a heart like a sea-side flint! Yes, |
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