Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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that's right. That's just like your humanity. I can't catch a cold,
but it must be my own fault--it must be my thin shoes. I daresay you'd like to see me in ploughman's boots; 'twould be no matter to you how I disfigured myself. Miss Prettyman's foot, NOW, would be another thing--no doubt. "I thought when you would make me leave home--I thought we were coming here on pleasure: but it's always the way you embitter my life. The sooner that I'm out of the world the better. What do you say? "NOTHING? "But I know what you mean, better than if you talked an hour. I only hope you'll get a better wife, that's all, Mr. Caudle. What? "YOU'D NOT TRY? "Wouldn't you? I know you. In six months you'd fill up my place; yes, and dreadfully my dear children would suffer for it. "Caudle, if you roar in that way, the people will give us warning to- morrow. "CAN'T I BE QUIET, THEN? "Yes--that's like your artfulness: anything to make me hold my tongue. But we won't quarrel. I'm sure if it depended upon me, we might be as happy as doves. I mean it--and you needn't groan when I say it. Good-night, Caudle. What do you say? |
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