Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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saved it out of the puddings. But it's always the woman who saves
who's despised. It's only your fine-lady wives who're properly thought of. If I was to ruin you, Caudle, then you'd think something of me. "I sha'n't go to sleep. It's very well for you, who're no sooner in bed than you're fast as a church; but I can't sleep in that way. It's my mind keeps me awake. And after all, I do feel so happy to- night, it's very hard I can't enjoy my thoughts. "NO: I CAN'T THINK IN SILENCE! "There's much enjoyment in that, to be sure! I've no doubt now you could listen to Miss Prettyman--oh, I don't care, I will speak. It was a little more than odd, I think, that she should be on the jetty when the boat came in. Ha! she'd been looking for you all the morning with a telescope, I've no doubt--she's bold enough for anything. And then how she sneered and giggled when she saw me,--and said 'how fat I'd got:' like her impudence, I think. What? "WELL SHE MIGHT? "But I know what she wanted; yes--she'd have liked to have had me searched. She laughed on purpose. "I only wish I'd taken two of the dear girls with me. What things I could have stitched about 'em! No--I'm not ashamed of myself to make my innocent children smugglers: the more innocent they looked, the better; but there you are with what you call your principles again; as if it wasn't given to everybody by nature to smuggle. I'm sure of |
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