Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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"And why not, I should like to know? "IT'S A BARBAROUS, SAVAGE CUSTOM? "Oh, Mr. Caudle! the sooner you go away from the world, and live in a cave, the better. You're getting not fit for Christian society. What next? My ears were bored and--What? "SO ARE YOURS? "I know what you mean--but that's nothing to do with it. My ears, I say, were bored, and so were dear mother's, and grandmother's before her; and I suppose there were no more savages in our family than in yours, Mr. Caudle? Besides,--why should little pet's ears go naked any more than any of her sisters'? They wear earrings; you never objected before. What? "YOU'VE LEARNED BETTER NOW? "Yes, that's all with your filthy politics again. You'd shake all the world up in a dice-box, if you'd your way: not that you care a pin about the world, only you'd like to get a better throw for yourself,--that's all. But little pet SHALL be bored, and don't think to prevent it. "I suppose she's to be married some day, as well as her sisters? And who'll look at a girl without earrings, I should like to know? If you knew anything of the world, you'd know what a nice diamond earring will sometimes do--when one can get it--before this. But I |
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