Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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though don't let that make you uneasy, love; for I don't think you
meant to do it. "Ha! it's all very well for you to call it nonsense; and to lay your ill conduct upon my shoes. That's like a man, exactly! There never was a man yet that killed his wife, who couldn't give a good reason for it. No: I don't mean to say that you've killed me: quite the reverse: still there's never been a day that I haven't felt that key-hole. What? "WHY WON'T I HAVE A DOCTOR? "What's the use of a doctor? Why should I put you to expense? Besides, I dare say you'll do very well without me, Caudle: yes, after a very little time you won't miss me much--no man ever does. "Peggy tells me, Miss Prettyman called to-day. "WHAT OF IT? "Nothing, of course. Yes; I know she heard I was ill, and that's why she came. A little indecent, I think, Mr. Caudle; she might wait; I shan't be in her way long; she may soon have the key of the caddy, now. "Ha! Mr. Caudle, what's the use of your calling me your dearest soul now? Well, I do believe you. I dare say you do mean it; that is, I hope you do. Nevertheless, you can't expect I can lie quiet in this bed, and think of that young woman--not, indeed, that she's near so young as she gives herself out. I bear no malice towards her, |
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