Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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Caudle,--not the least. Still, I don't think I could lie at peace in
my grave if--well, I won't say anything more about her; but you know what I mean. "I think dear mother would keep house beautifully for you when I'm gone. Well, love, I won't talk in that way if you desire it. Still, I know I've a dreadful cold; though I won't allow it for a minute to be the shoes--certainly not. I never would wear 'em thick, and you know it, and they never gave me a cold yet. No, dearest Caudle, it's ten years ago that did it; not that I'll say a syllable of the matter to hurt you. I'd die first. "Mother, you see, knows all your little ways; and you wouldn't get another wife to study you and pet you up as I've done--a second wife never does; it isn't likely she should. And after all, we've been very happy. It hasn't been my fault if we've ever had a word or two, for you couldn't help now and then being aggravating; nobody can help their tempers always,--especially men. Still we've been very happy, haven't we, Caudle? "Good-night. Yes,--this cold does tear me to pieces; but for all that, it isn't the shoes. God bless you, Caudle; no,--it's NOT the shoes. I won't say it's the key-hole; but again I say, it's not the shoes. God bless you once more--But never say it's the shoes." The above significant sketch is a correct copy of a drawing from the hand of Caudle at the end of this Lecture. It can hardly, we think, be imagined that Mrs. Caudle, during her fatal illness, never mixed admonishment with soothing as before; but such fragmentary Lectures |
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