Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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health, and to be abused for it. Nice principles you've got at that
club, Mr. Caudle! "But there's one comfort--one great comfort; it can't last long: I'm sinking--I feel it, though I never say anything about it--but I know my own feelings, and I say it can't last long. And then I should like to know who will sit up for you! Then I should like to know how your second wife--what do you say? "YOU'LL NEVER BE TROUBLED WITH ANOTHER? "Troubled, indeed! I never troubled you, Caudle. No; it's you who've troubled me; and you know it; though like a foolish woman I've borne it all, and never said a word about it. But it CAN'T last-- that's one blessing! "Oh, if a woman could only know what she'd have to suffer before she was married--Don't tell me you want to go to sleep! If you want to go to sleep, you should come home at proper hours! It's time to get up, for what I know, now. Shouldn't wonder if you hear the milk in five minutes--there's the sparrows up already; yes, I say the sparrows; and, Caudle, you ought to blush to hear 'em. "YOU DON'T HEAR 'EM? "Ha! you won't hear 'em, you mean: _I_ hear 'em. No, Mr. Caudle; it ISN'T the wind whistling in the keyhole; I'm not quite foolish, though you may think so. I hope I know wind from a sparrow! "Ha! when I think what a man you were before we were married! But |
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