Mrs. Caudle's Curtain Lectures by Douglas William Jerrold
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you're now another person--quite an altered creature. But I suppose
you're all alike--I dare say, every poor woman's troubled and put upon, though I should hope not so much as I am. Indeed, I should hope not! Going and staying out, and - "What! "YOU'LL HAVE A KEY? "Will you? Not while I'm alive, Mr Caudle. I'm not going to bed with the door upon the latch for you or the best man breathing. "YOU WON'T HAVE A LATCH--YOU'LL HAVE A CHUBB'S LOCK? "Will you? I'll have no Chubb here, I can tell you. What do you say? "YOU'LL HAVE THE LOCK PUT ON TO-MORROW? "Well, try it; that's all I say, Caudle; try it. I won't let you put me in a passion; but all I say is,--try it. "A respectable thing, that, for a married man to carry about with him,--a street-door key! That tells a tale I think. A nice thing for the father of a family! A key! What, to let yourself in and out when you please! To come in, like a thief in the middle of the night, instead of knocking at the door like a decent person! Oh, don't tell me that you only want to prevent me sitting up--if I choose to sit up what's that to you? Some wives, indeed, would make a noise about sitting up, but YOU'VE no reason to complain--goodness |
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